Trumps Problems

TheCreator

A bustling 19th-century American town square with Donald Trump standing on a podium.
Donald Trump: People of America, I promised to make us great again, and I have a plan!
The scene shows the White House surrounded by a swirling temporal vortex.
Donald Trump: On January 20th, the nation will find itself transported back to the 1800s!
Vladimir Putin is examining a globe in a modern office.
Vladimir Putin: Interesting. The US has gone back in time. This is a perfect opportunity to invade.
Aide: But sir, what about your shirtless photo shoot scheduled for tomorrow?
Vladimir Putin: Forget that. Prepare the troops!
An army equipped with modern weapons advances toward a rustic American frontier.
Narrator: Russia seizes the chance and launches an invasion!
American citizens are seen with Winchester rifles, defending their homesteads.
American Citizen: I think we may be outmatched.
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are having tea in an old-style parlor.
Donald Trump: So, how does it feel to win, Vladimir?
Vladimir Putin: Unexpectedly nostalgic.