Epic Strips (no script)

The nightmare before school starts

SASSQUEEN

One night an innocent girl went to bed
Izzy: Good night world! I wonder what I will dream about tonight?
Very soon she awoke realizing that it was a Monday 
Izzy: I don't want to go to school today
Mom: Are you already for school Chickpea?
Izzy: Ugh Mom, I thought we agreed no nicknames! and why is your head floating?
At school...
Izzy: I wonder what Mom packed me for lunch?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 98-63 is?
Girl with shoulder length brown curly hair and a green t-shirt looks in her empty purple backpack witch is hanging on a Woden peg in the classroom(Cartoon)
 At lunch lunch
Izzy: Oh no, did my mom forget to pack my lunch?
At home on the table
Back at school
Rude Kid: Hey Izzy, you can have that 'hotdog' instead! *laughs and walks away*
53% of cafeteria: *Laughing*
Suddenly Izzy wakes up 
Izzy: Oh thank goodness it was just a dream! But wait school starts today

The Bike Lane Debate

cerritomama

A group of wealthy businessmen in a luxurious modern office, wearing suits and ties, are gathered around a large polished table. Some are wearing expensive watches and one is smoking a cigar. They look frustrated and are gesturing animatedly as they discuss. The view outside the window shows a bustling city with heavy traffic.
Businessman 1: Can you believe these bicyclists? They want their own lanes, and it's causing more traffic for us!
Businessman 2: It's absurd! They think they own the road!
The scene shifts to a construction site where a bike lane is being built next to a busy road. A construction worker in a hard hat and safety vest is explaining the project to the businessmen who look displeased.
Construction Worker: This bike lane is part of the city's initiative for greener transportation.
Businessman 3: But it's making our commutes longer!
A cadillac escalade drives next to a bike lane
SUV Driver: If they replaced the bike lane with another car lane there'd be less traffic and I wouldn't be emitting so much pollution.
The final frame shows a low-income middle aged man with a worn backpack and a helmet, biking along a protected bike path with the city skyline is in the background.
Cyclist: It's been tough making ends met, but with this new bike lane I can safely get to work and don't have to worry about paying for gas.

Rush Hour in Ho Chi Minh City

tonybui

A bustling street in Ho Chi Minh City with a variety of vehicles such as scooters, cars, and buses all stuck in a traffic jam. Street vendors are trying to sell snacks to drivers. The skyline shows tall buildings with a clear blue sky.
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Vendor: Snacks! Get your snacks here! Fresh and tasty!
Driver 1: This traffic isn't moving at all!
Close-up of a frustrated scooter rider, a young woman with short black hair wearing a helmet and sunglasses. She's checking her watch and sighing.
Scooter Rider: I'm going to be late again. At this rate, I'll never make it!
A young boy sitting on the back of a scooter, playing a game on a smartphone. His father, the rider, looks bored as he waits in traffic.
Boy: Hey dad, I just leveled up!
Father: At least someone's making progress here.
A comedic scene where a group of pigeons are pecking at crumbs on the road, seemingly unbothered by the traffic chaos around them. A dog on the sidewalk watches them curiously.
Pigeon: Look at them, stuck there and we're free as birds!
Dog: If only I could fly over this mess.
The traffic starts to move slightly, and everyone looks hopeful. The driver from before raises his fist in excitement, while the vendor continues selling snacks, undeterred by the slight movement.
Driver 1: Finally, we're moving!
Vendor: Snacks for the road? It's a long way ahead!

Doggy dreams

SASSQUEEN

The unsuspecting Bing lays asleep on his pillow unaware of the dream that's about to begin
Mom: Bing bad dog, off the couch now or no walk!
Bing: How did I get on the couch?
Brother: Hurry up you lazy K-9
Bing: What did I do?
Bing: Smells like yummyness
Brother : Bing, get away from that hotdog!
Bing : Why is everybody so mad at me now?
Bing: At least I found this apple!
Brother: Bing drop it!
Brother: Look what Bing found Mom!
Mother: Give me that Bing! If you misbehave one more time I'm sending you back to the shelter!
Bing: Oh well. I'd better get my beauty rest now
Mother: Thats it Bing we're getting a cat! Off to the shelter with you!
Cat: Get out of my house you mangy mutt
Bing: What, no!
Bing: ...ooo! Ah, it was all a dream. ZZZZ... THE END

A day in the life of a pooch

SASSQUEEN

ZZZZZZZ
I smell food
make a picture of a green hot dog surrounded by fall leaves on dirt
Never mind
Hey, that's mine!
Cat: Meow!
a medium white dog with tan ears and big white eyebrows sits on a gray couch
A day in the life...
Cat Lady: Hey dog, get off the couch now!!!
ZZZZZ

Harvard's Foreign Student Fiasco

Pulpo

Donald Trump stands at a podium with the presidential seal, passionately waving his hands as he announces a new policy to ban foreign students from Harvard University. The backdrop is a plain blue curtain with American flags on either side.
Donald Trump: Today, I am announcing the ban of all foreign students from Harvard University!
A foreign student with a backpack and glasses, standing in front of the iconic Harvard University campus, looks shocked and confused at the news on their smartphone.
Foreign Student: What?! How am I supposed to finish my degree now?
A Harvard professor with a tweed jacket and spectacles holds a protest sign reading 'Education for All!' while standing with a group of diverse students, all holding signs in various languages.
Harvard Professor: Education knows no borders! We must stand united!
Donald Trump is now sitting at a desk in the Oval Office, surrounded by stacks of papers. Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg is seen sneaking in through the window, tearing up a paper labeled 'Student Ban'.
Donald Trump: Maybe I should just ban them from the bathrooms.

Everlasting Peanut Butter

mydaddyblog

A family kitchen with Daddy looking skeptically at a jar of organic peanut butter. The kitchen is cozy with wooden cabinets and a few potted plants on the windowsill. Daddy has a confused look on his face as he holds the jar.
Daddy: Why did you buy this fancy peanut butter, Mommy?
Mommy stands in the kitchen, smiling, while holding a jar of organic peanut butter. She has a confident expression, and the kitchen has a warm, inviting atmosphere.
Mommy: It's healthier and all-natural!
Daddy attempts to spread the peanut butter on a slice of bread, struggling as it clumps up. The kitchen countertop is cluttered with breakfast items, and Daddy's expression is one of frustration.
Daddy: It's impossible to spread! And it needs to be refrigerated! And costs more!
Mommy stands next to an open refrigerator, pointing inside. The fridge is packed with various jars of organic peanut butter. Mommy has a reassuring smile.
Mommy: But it lasts longer!
Close-up of the refrigerator interior, showing it completely filled with peanut butter jars. Each jar is labeled with different flavors. The scene is humorous, emphasizing the abundance of peanut butter.
Daddy: That's because I'd rather make a grilled cheese.

The Downfall of Auto Glass Repair

Pulpo

A bustling street in San Francisco with people walking around, happy and relaxed. A digital sign displays the headline: 'Crime Rates Plummet - San Francisco Sees Fewer Car Break-ins!'
News Anchor: In an unexpected turn of events, car break-ins have decreased dramatically in San Francisco.
A small auto repair shop has 1 car in the garage and lots of empty space. The shop owner, a middle-aged man with glasses and a plaid shirt, looks forlorn as he stands outside his shop.
Shop Owner: Business is down... it's like nobody needs new car windows anymore.
Inside a coffee shop, two friends sit at a table discussing the news. One friend is a woman with curly hair and glasses, the other is a man with a beard and a hoodie.
Woman with Curly Hair: I guess fewer crimes are a good thing, but I didn't think about the impact on small businesses.
Man with Beard: Yeah, it’s a double-edged sword.
Back at the auto glass repair shop, the shop owner has set up a lemonade stand in front of his shop with a sign: 'New Business Venture!' A young child is buying lemonade, smiling.
Shop Owner: Time to explore some of my other passions.
Child: This lemonade is the best!

Symphony Dreams

Pulpo

A vibrant orchestra hall with musicians warming up, focusing on Zara, a young woman with curly brown hair and glasses, holding a tuba. She looks hopeful as she speaks to the conductor.
Zara: I just want to be part of your symphony.
The conductor, an elderly man with silver hair and a sharp tuxedo, stands on the podium with a stern yet kind expression, pointing gently towards Zara's tuba.
Conductor: You better improve your tuba skills first.

Terrible Two

hobbssb

**Government Waist**