Epic Strips (no script)
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Harvard's Foreign Student Fiasco
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Donald Trump:
Today, I am announcing the ban of all foreign students from Harvard University!
Foreign Student:
What?! How am I supposed to finish my degree now?
Harvard Professor:
Education knows no borders! We must stand united!
Donald Trump:
Maybe I should just ban them from the bathrooms.
The Downfall of Auto Glass Repair
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News Anchor:
In an unexpected turn of events, car break-ins have decreased dramatically in San Francisco.
Shop Owner:
Business is down... it's like nobody needs new car windows anymore.
Woman with Curly Hair:
I guess fewer crimes are a good thing, but I didn't think about the impact on small businesses.
Man with Beard:
Yeah, it’s a double-edged sword.
Shop Owner:
Time to explore some of my other passions.
Child:
This lemonade is the best!
Symphony Dreams
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Zara:
I just want to be part of your symphony.
Conductor:
You better improve your tuba skills first.
The Documentation Dilemma
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Boss:
Make sure to document your work!
Employee:
I would, but...
Employee:
I'm too busy untangling someone else's undocumented mess!
Tintin and the Mimes' Rights
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Tintin:
Look at them! They bring so much joy to the streets.
Tintin:
I hope one day mimes will be as respected as any artist in France.
Mime Woman:
...
Tintin:
Thank you, kind mime! You deserve recognition.
Tintin:
One day, you'll have the rights and respect you deserve!
Temescal Plains
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Hallie:
Carini, today we find the treasure of Temescal!
Hallie:
Faster, Carini! We're getting closer!
Carini:
I smell something... could it be the treasure?
Hallie:
This isn't treasure... but it's even better!
Carini:
I smell a good time.
Nikki's Innocent Ruse
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Landlord:
Your time is up! Out you go!
Nikki:
This is unfair and cruel!
Jeff:
We'll get through this together, Nikki.
Nikki:
Absolutely! He won’t break us.
*4 years later...*
Jeff:
It’s ironic to be here, isn’t it?
Nikki:
Life has its ways, Jeff.
Nikki:
Rest in peace... or not.
Heroic Aspirations and a Furry Twist
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Charlie:
Fear not, little kitty! Superboy is here to save you!
Charlie:
Almost there... Hold tight, kitty!
Charlie:
Uh-oh... How do I get down now?
Neighbor:
Looks like Superboy needed a sidekick!
Charlie:
Every hero needs a good team, right?
Snowy Farewell
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Bird:
What a beautiful day for a flight.
Remy:
Poor bird... it must have thought the window was open.
Ziggy:
We should give it a proper burial.
Remy:
This spot looks peaceful.
Ziggy:
The bird would have liked it here.
Remy:
Rest in peace, little bird. You were... brave in your flight.
Ziggy:
And maybe a bit nearsighted.
Squirrel:
Dinner is served. Thanks, kids!
The Rise of the Robo-Eagle
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President:
Today, we honor the bald eagle as our nation's symbol of freedom!
Bald Eagle:
Thank you, humans. Your trust will ensure my mission's success.
Onlooker:
Wait, did the eagle just speak?!
Bald Eagle:
Humans, your era ends now! Submit to your robotic overlords.
Citizen:
This isn't freedom! Run!
Inventor:
Not today, Robo-Eagle! I've hacked your mainframe.
Citizen:
Freedom is restored! Thank you, Inventor!
Inventor:
Let's stick to the real deal this time.
Real Bald Eagle:
Caw!