Everlasting Peanut Butter

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A family kitchen with Daddy looking skeptically at a jar of organic peanut butter. The kitchen is cozy with wooden cabinets and a few potted plants on the windowsill. Daddy has a confused look on his face as he holds the jar.
Daddy: Why did you buy this fancy peanut butter, Mommy?
Mommy stands in the kitchen, smiling, while holding a jar of organic peanut butter. She has a confident expression, and the kitchen has a warm, inviting atmosphere.
Mommy: It's healthier and all-natural!
Daddy attempts to spread the peanut butter on a slice of bread, struggling as it clumps up. The kitchen countertop is cluttered with breakfast items, and Daddy's expression is one of frustration.
Daddy: It's impossible to spread! And it needs to be refrigerated! And costs more!
Mommy stands next to an open refrigerator, pointing inside. The fridge is packed with various jars of organic peanut butter. Mommy has a reassuring smile.
Mommy: But it lasts longer!
Close-up of the refrigerator interior, showing it completely filled with peanut butter jars. Each jar is labeled with different flavors. The scene is humorous, emphasizing the abundance of peanut butter.
Daddy: That's because I'd rather make a grilled cheese.