Mom:
Lena, you haven’t left that chair in three days. At this rate, you’ll fuse with it!
Lena:
Then I’ll be unstoppable, ruling the world with my bookish throne!
Mom:
You’re not getting this back until your room is clean!
Lena:
You wouldn’t... this is literary theft! Someone call the book police!
Lena:
Fine! I’ll clean it, but only under duress!
Mom:
Just like any great protagonist, overcoming adversity builds character.
Lena:
Done! Can I have my book now?
Mom:
Let me see… Wow, this could be a featured spread in ‘Housekeeping Monthly.’ Here’s your book, Your Highness.