Bing's Claim to Fame

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A scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, named Bing, is happily walking down the street on a sunny day. He looks around with curiosity as he walks past a sleek parked Tesla on the side of the road.
Bing, the adventurous pooch, loves his daily walks.
Bing pees on the Tesla
On this particular day, Bing decided to mark his territory on something shiny.
The Tesla driver, now outside the car, is pointing at Bing with an angry expression. Bing, unfazed, looks up at him with innocent eyes.
Dude: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Bing: Just marking my territory!
Bing, sits proudly beside the Tesla holding a car key in his mouth, while the driver stands baffled and scratching his head.
Dude: That's my car, not a fire hydrant!
Bing: Since I peed on it, it's technically mine now!